Don’t Kiss Mirrors …
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance guy to clean one of the mirrors.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror. Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
hee hee hee! I am glad that I am always able to resist the urge (strong though it is!) to kiss mirrors.
Naw ahhm the one who is pissing myself laughing at YOUR log! And you’re gorrrrgeous, too – a big blue marble in space, by chrrrist!
Awwwwh shite! Ah looked too fast. That’s a wee round snap shot from Van Gogh’s La Nuit Etoile, n’est ce pas? (Ahhhh speak a wee bit of French, cause ahhhhhhhm a sexxxxxy maaaan!)
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That was great fun. 🙂 Thanks.
ROFLMAO!!! Oppss, fell off my chair…. God bless you, I needed that laugh today!
ahhh.. to be young and in love with my reflection again. Wait a minute! We all hated ourselves and our bodies in our youth. It’s part of growing up with no self esteem! What the hell is wrong with these kissing girls?!!!
PAHAHAHA!! That gives a whole new meaning to the term “potty mouth”
Great story!!
Thank you! I too needed to laugh today!! 😀