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Saddam Hussien’s To Do List:


_ Kill Matt Stone
_ Kill Trey Parker
_ Kill Wolf Blitzer
_ Kill whichever Bush is in office now
_ Ask questions
_ Send Satan a ‘thank you’ note for lovely fruit basket

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I try to hold back, but it’s in vain
I feel a smile taking my frowns place
And though I try my best to restrain
I feel a new warmth across my face

I’m not one to wish, get caught up in a dream,
Or get my hopes up thinking the best
But the more I look, it seems they are
And they whisper that you’re not like the rest

And though I try to stay firm and centered
I seem to floating a bit off the ground
Over this new realm that I’ve entered
And over this new feeling I’ve found

I walk past a mirror and have to step back
And admire your effect on me
And though I may not want to face the fact,
You’re already making me happy

It scares me now to imagine that this
Could be the start of something new
I’d always thought bliss was ignorance
But I’m starting to think it’s you


– yours truly 01.29.00