(PG VERSION)
Well, well, well … let the toe-sucking commence! My newest subscriber is the queen of Xanga, Holly Green. I am floored and honored … wowsers.
(MY VERSION)
I’ll be damned … let the toe-sucking commence! My newest subscriber is the queen of Xanga, Holly Green. I am floored and honored … holy shit.
It does give one a sense of humility, doesn’t it?
I got one of the “biggies” subbed to me the other day and was tickled pink. I love each and every one of my subscribers, though. 🙂
Blimey! I’m a Queen! When did that happen? So where are my crowns and castles?
And my money? Who’s collecting my taxes from the Xanga peasants? The Queen of Xanga demands tributes!
And stop sucking the nail varnish from my toes, you’re supposed to maintain a respectable distance from blue bloods.
Holly
(Holly Green is not royalty)
News flash: Woodge Declares Self Maximum Tyrant Dictator
Boston, MA (Reuters) – In a fit of pique, Xanga member Woodge declared himself “Maximum Tyrant Dictator” with far-reaching powers. Insisting that his toes be sucked on sight, Woodge bestowed upon himself such powers as: The ability to cover his blog with sycophantic comments like white on rice; the ability to telepathically post useless verbiage while simultaneously strumming a ukulele and sitting on the can; and the ability to fly. He was last seen climbing to the top of the John Hancock building “to test my powers.”
“…the ability to telepathically post useless verbiage while simultaneously strumming a ukulele and sitting on the can…”
Eh? I thought he did that anyway!
😉
Re above:
You can too… with practice.