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Stupid Ex-Husband Tricks

Trick #1
Once when he thought I was going to leave him, Jason took a used tampon and some of my hair from the shower drain and had a friend help him put a ‘spell of binding’ on me. The spell was supposed to make me love him and only him until the spell was undone. The only catch was that he could have no bad thoughts while casting the spell. He was pissed off about something when he did it, so the spell had a negative effect on me. I couldn’t explain why, but for some reason the sound of his voice made me want to scream. Stupid, stupid man…

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  1. oy, oy, oy, oy, oy! Why are men so stupid?

  2. LOLOL

    Men can be such idiots!

    Though I’m actually suprised that one would touch a used tampon. 😉

  3. k my computer is messed…anyways , as I was going to say , that sounds like something my ex would do.

  4. That is quite amazing that a man would touch a tampon. Mine has professed that he won’t even go out to the store to buy me any. We’ll see … {{{Muwah ha ha ha —evil laughter}}}

  5. no wonder there’s no male witches. and frankly warlocks just never have made the grade. 

  6. Ewwwww that’s sick!  A used tampon?? 

  7. I didn’t understand the used thing at first, but he needed blood.  ‘Never quite understood his line of reasoning on anything, really.

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