Stupid Ex-Husband Tricks
Trick #2
After a particularly nasty fight, Jason, the ex, said in a fit of rage that he would kill himself if I left the house for any reason. He was doing this in hopes of keeping me at home instead of going to a family reunion.
I, of course, read through his bluff, knowing he was too conceited to do it. I told him not to make a mess and handed him a mop on my way out the door.
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r0ck on swirly…i had the same experience minus the ex hubby only i was not as creative..i just simply told em to make sure his whole head was in front of the gun before he pulled the trigger…damn if my tax money is gonna pay to keep his lousy ass alive
cheers!
lc
LOL! I bet that was a Kodak moment! You are one wonderfully strong woman, God Bless you!
Thanks for the lovely comment you left me today, it made me smile 🙂
LOL …rock on..great comeback!
LOL you go girl!
onya lass!
Honey, you are SO better off without this guy.
Great comeback!
LOLOLOL!! What an awesome answer!
Good comeback.
‘Glad there were giggles over this … I’ve rerun the footage a million times … one of my favorites. 🙂
I followed the link here from Prom’s site. That’s hilarious!