A few thoughts I’ve had today …
When I got cut off in traffic by Billy Bob Bucktooth and his pickup truck (this ensamble completed by his lovely hound dog on the back), I thought, as I lay on the horn for half a mile: I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
Later when little self-absorbed Homecoming Queen knocked over my Sprite and sent it spilling across my bubble-test form (almost finished, I might add) while giggling, I thought: Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. I’m also trying to imagine you with a personality.
When Barney Badass was riding my ass on the way home (though I was doing 15 over the posted speed limit) I thought: I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I also thought that he is one of the reasons I have uninsured motorists coverage.
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LOL
I thought those people only lived around here.
I like that! I want a bumper sticker that says “I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.” 😀
No, Stickman, they live here too. In masse, I might add. ‘Makes for good outrage outlets. Nothing like yelling, “Drive it or tie it up and milk it!!!!” 😀
“I thought, as I lay on the horn for half a mile: I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter…” LOL, as always, Jenn, your post brought a smile to myself, as well as some empathy!
ROFL!!! 😀 I love it! Don’t you hate those people who tale-gait you when you are already going ten over the speed limit? Geesh. And love the comment about the ditz. LOL!
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Sounds like you’ve found those who swim in the shallow end of the gene pool… this year’s leading contenders for the Darwin Awards! very amusing post 😀
Oops forgot the props! 😛
I hear you!