A few thoughts I’ve had today …

Today in bio Sally Schizo told me that she only studies for each test for only twenty minutes and makes straight A’s.  I then heard her tell the girl beside her that she studies for an hour every day and three hours the night before a test.  I thought: You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

While eating my lunch I was nasally assaulted by a fellow classmate.  I thought: Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

I was supposed to get a Pell Grant refund check two weeks ago and the school screwed it up.  Last week they told me that they only cut checks on Fridays, so to check back this coming Friday.  All I could think was: Ahhhh.  I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again …