Movie Quote of the Day
I don’t wish him dead. But, should that occur… people die every day, why should he be any different?
– Meg Ryan’s character, Maggie in “Addicted To Love”
Month: March 2001
Gawd … This post is from one of my all-time favorite emails … If you don’t like profanity, skip it. This is a warning, so don’t bitch about it later …
LANGUAGE MEMO
It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers, therefore, a list of preferred new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.
PREFERRED: Perhaps I can work late.
OLD: When the fuck do you expect me to do this?
PREFERRED: I’m certain that is not feasible.
OLD: No fucking way.
PREFERRED: Really?
OLD: You’ve got to be shitting me.
PREFERRED: Perhaps you should check with …
OLD: Tell someone who gives a shit.
PREFERRED: Of course I’m concerned.
OLD: Ask me if I give a shit.
PREFERRED: I wasn’t involved in that project.
OLD: Its not my fucking problem.
PREFERRED: That’s interesting behavior.
OLD: What the fuck?!
PREFERRED: I’m not sure I can implement this.
OLD: Fuck it, it won’t work.
PREFERRED: I’ll try to schedule that.
OLD: Why the hell didn’t you tell me sooner.
PREFERRED: Are you sure this is a problem?
OLD: Who the fuck cares?
PREFERRED: He’s not familiar with the problem.
OLD: He’s got his head up his ass.
PREFERRED: Excuse me sir?
OLD: Eat shit and die motherfucker.
PREFERRED: So you weren’t happy with it?
OLD: Kiss my ass!
PREFERRED: I’m a bit overloaded at this moment.
OLD: Fuck it, I’m on salary.
PREFERRED: I don’t think you understand.
OLD: Shove it up your ass.
PREFERRED: I love a challenge.
OLD: This job sucks ass.
PREFERRED: You want me to take care of that?
OLD: Who the hell died and made you boss?
PREFERRED: I see.
OLD: Blow me.
PREFERRED: Yes, we really should discuss it.
OLD: Another fucking meeting!
PREFERRED: I don’t think this will be a problem.
OLD: I really don’t give a shit.
PREFERRED: He’s somewhat insensitive.
OLD: He’s a fucking prick.
PREFERRED: She’s an aggressive go getter.
OLD: She’s a ball busting bitch.
PREFERRED: I think they could use more training
OLD: They don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.
Screw it …
If Mitch can’t come to me, I’ll go to him. I’m off to Greensboro. I’m going to watch the Carolina game with him and make fun of his injury. 😉 It’s a 3 hour trip on way … wish me luck! I’m going to stay there tonight and come back home Monday around lunch … see ya then. Toodles! 🙂
Crappy Things About This Week
#1. My composition & biology mid-term grades are going to kill all of the A’s I got in my other classes… 🙁
#2. I miss my sweetie. He’s always working or at play practice. When he is home he wants to relax by playing computer games or by watching wrestling on TV.
#3. Mitch didn’t get to come down to stay with me this weekend. He broke three toes and dislocated his knee this week in a stair tumble.
#5. My mom called to tell me that my little brother broke his collar bone Friday night.