Guys I Have Kissed
Kevin S., 5th gradeHe was in the 7th grade and thought it was sooooooo cool to be kissed by a 7th grader … until he cheated on me with an 8th grader who would ‘put out’
Donald, 8th grade
He broke up with me after a month or so to go out with Holly Fields, a cheerleader who promised to give him a blow job. He dumped me the night of my first basketball game. He is also the reason I got the nickname ‘Hoover’ … my b-ball coach caught us kissing in the hall once and said it looked like I was trying to suck his face off, like a Hoover vacuum.
Tony, 8th grade
This was mostly on a whim, it seemed like the thing to do and we were both really bored at that school dance. He later set fire to a locker of a girl he liked. Boy, can I pick them or what???
Charles, 8th grade
This psycho tried to rape me after the one time I kissed him. He stalked me for a year afterwards and tried to choke me on the school bus in 9th grade. I found out a few weeks ago that he commited suicide after his wife told him she wanted a divorce. He pulled out a gun and shot himself in the head going down the road with his family in the car.
Kevin H., 9th grade
This guy is now the police chief in city near Greensboro. He still hits on me every time I see him.
Ronnie, 9th grade
This loser dumped me for my best friend during Easter vacation. I was relieved.
Michael, 9th grade
Michael was the cutest guy I dated, but I swear I will end up being in news footage about him one day. “Serial killer Michael —— was apprehended today after a four year killing spree. His high school girlfriend is with us now. Ma’am, can you tell us a little about him?” ‘Well, he was always kinda quiet, socially withdrawn …’ (at this point I scratch my butt and readjust the kid on my hip)
Eric Manley, 10th grade
I had a crush on him forever it seemed … he kissed me AFTER we broke up … almost as logical as the rest of them, huh?
Jason Clark, 10th grade … ended up marrying him after five years … this was a seven year relationship except for the first summer … “the mop guy”
Jeff Sorrell, summer after 10th grade … we all need a jock in our life. He was a brooding artist. Too bad things didn’t work out.
Jim Arsenault, 09.99
This was a guy I was friends with for about eight years and he was my rebound guy after Jason and I split up … he cheated on me with the same friend that Ronnie did
Mitch Rice, 01.00
This was somewhat of a surprise to me, but I guess it counts all the same
Mr. Sweetie, 01.00 – present
We met on Jan. 29th, 2000 and have been kissing ever since
that is uch longer than my list
but not longer than mine!!! lol…cool list…boy you sure CAN pick ’em, huh? tee hee hee…at least mr. sweetie is doin’ right by ya! 🙂
I’m wondering about the “friend” that they boys kept cheating on you with.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
swirly and a variety of junior high schoolers sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G
*drewls all over you*
😀
Yep. I have a similar list. It’s certainly interesting to look back.
The Dutchess 🙂
well. that is some list…
Like…Woah! That’s quite the list! LOL
i’m a kissing slut. i’ve had a bad habit in the past of drinking too much and kissing every man, woman, and child around. it would be interesting to know where they all ended up, but it would be nearly impossible by now. i don’t even know where all my lovers are right now. except my first boyfriend, he’s married and has 2 kids now. i think i forgot to tell him the part of my plan where he married ME and we had the 2 kids, lol.
later…
sabrina
That’s an interesting list.
The first guy I kissed turned out to be gay (though he didn’t know it at the time). Wonder what that says about me? 😉