Xanga Discovery of the Week
Wowsers … leave for a few days and you’re attacked on your own site … geez. My last comment seems to have caused quite a stir. Let me address a few things, okay?
First of all, leadcrow is amazingly funny and supportive. She also seems to be one of the few people in Xanga who can appreciate a joke and doesn’t take life too seriously.
Thanks also to jermschmitt for sticking up for me …
As for the nay-sayers, I am 6’2″ and weigh 275 … I CAN and HAVE drank that much and it was over a period of 5 hours … so kiss my ass.
I didn’t make that post as a declaration of my insignificance to mankind, dear yogi … but thanks for the advice. I’ll keep in mind that I can never be as perfect as you, dear. Surprised you can see me all the way down here on Earth … pity me … I am a mere mortal. 
Poor, poor SarahPunker … you have a lot of growing up to do, hon. (Just between you and me, sweetie … learn how to spell insults before you hurl them. They don’t have the same bite when you have to decipher them.) By the way, you will be disgusted by many more things in your life and then will most likely do them all. I hated boys at one time, could not stand the thought of defiling my body with premarital sex, thought liquor was pure evil and rock music would damn you to hell. Now I get laid by my live-in boyfriend, jump in a my car blasting Godsmack and drive to the ABC store to get another dose of yogi’s self-depreciation fluid, preferably 80 proof and in a 1.75 ltr. size.
Thanks for letting me get all of that off my chest.