Ask Swirly:
Q: Why does a non-erect penis look so unassuming?
A: It looks non-threatening and cute. Women will find it sweet and dear … ‘Awww! A little mushroom cap!’ Then when they are not looking … (duh-duh-duh-dut-duh-dum!) SUPER PENIS! At that point it is too late.
LMAO!!
Who knew that mushroom caps could be so scary!!
The Duchess
dear god.
So funny!