Print Shop Stories
Funny that
grandpaboy should mention nude cooking in his comment about my Spam-iccne Alfredo. It reminds of this crazy woman that I used to work with that I will call “Liz”.Liz was a salesperson at the printing company that I worked for two years in Greensboro. She was one of the company’s … err … ladies of less than selective taste. (She was a slut.) She dated most of the guys in the plant at one point or another, but she had a pretty substantial fling with my friend, Mark.
Mark and Liz broke up after a few months but refused to tell us why. We figured she had dumped him because he was a horrible chain smoker. It drove the rest of us crazy.
We finally flushed it out of him. It seems that Liz did everything in the nude, including cooking. He finally got disgusted with what once was a novelty when he found what HAD to be a pubic hair in his spaghetti. That was the noodle that broke the Camel smoker’s back.
Hence the name “Nekkid Noodles” (naked noodles to those of you not from ’round here) was given and much like a piece of well-cooked pasta, it ‘stuck’.
a naked slut cooking dinner? i don’t see what the problem is!!! these are three of the most important ingrediants in a date: naked! slut! food!
a pubic hair here and there is not the end of the world!
Oh my goodness…I’ll never see spaghetti the same!
LMAO!
I know there is a great joke in there with Angel Hair Pasta as the punch line, I’m just having a hard time coming up with it.
Angels don’t have hair THERE!
err, Do they?
I’ll agree with grandpaboy on this one. As far as the perfect ingredients to a date being food, naked, and slut. The hair in the food does kinda gross me out. That is NOT a place hair should be…….
Hee hee. That was really funny, though it is getting to be nearly my bedtime, and I am admittedly a little bit tired-giddy already. Keep telling stories! You’re good at it.
Call me old fashioned, but what’s a little pubic hair in my food is kind of a turn on.
Cooking bacon in the nude can be a little dangerous…. 😉
was this not the women he “associated with” at regular intervals? if this was a strangers hair i could see the gag-factor. if the above mentioned is true then……nevermind. this is going somewhere vulgar i think.
Ewwwww! That is so disgusting! 🙂