Did You Know
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
Month: May 2001
Annoying Trick of the Day
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more at any moment.
Small Town Life
part 6
Earl Hopkins
What the hell are you doing, Charlotte? Get your ass to work before I fire you again. And don’t wear them shorts to work anymore. They show too much leg, but I’m guessing you know that.
That damn girl is too stupid for her own good. She has really went downhill since I dumped her. Ever since she got that new house she thinks she’s too good for everyone. Hot shit or something.
Now, Shirley Maxwell, on the other hand is a model employee. I’ve never had the first word of complaint out of her or about her.
Good job, Shirley. You can leave early today if you need to. Charlotte has volunteered to do your last string of glueing work.
Only she don’t know it yet. Heh heh heh.
Robert, get this stuff out of the walkway! Are ya trying to kill someone? I oughta write your ass up for a safety violation!
Awww … look at little Charlotte over there working her heart away. Stupid ass.
Charlotte, you’re doing Shirley’s last round of glue work this afternoon. She has to pick Joseph up from th ebabysitter’s place early. Don’t roll your eyes at me. You bitched so much about the drink machine prices I’d thought I’d help pay for today’s drink. Enjoy!
Put that in your Sprite and drink it … heh heh heh.
part 1 – part 2 – part 3 – part 4 – part 5
Did You Know
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
Quote of the Day
I speak truth, not so much as I would, but as much as I dare; and I dare a little more, as I grown older.
— Catherine Drinker Bowen
(1897 – 1973) US writer
Annoying Trick of the Day
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Original Names of Selected Entertainers
part 14
SUSAN SARANDON: Susan Tomaling
SEAL: Samuel Sealhenry
RANDOLPH SCOTT: George Randolph Crane
JANE SEYMOUR: Joyce Frankenberg
OMAR SHARIF: Michael Shalhoub
CHARLIE SHEEN: Carlos Irwin Estevez
MARTIN SHEEN: Ramon Estevez
BEVERLY SILLS: Belle Silverman
TALIA SHIRE: Talia Coppola
PHIL SILVERS: Philip Silversmith
SINBAD: David Atkins
“BUFFALO BOB” SMITH: Robert Schmidt
SNOOP DOGGY DOG: Calvin Broadus
ANN SOTHERN: Harriette Lake
ROBERT STACK: Robert Modini
BARBARA STANWYCK: Ruby Stevens
JEAN STAPLETON: Jeanne Murray
RINGO STARR: Richard Starkey
CONNIE STEVENS: Concetta Ingolia
STING: Gordon Sumner
DONNA SUMMER: La Donna Gaines
For the dear Spacekittie …
Art Work of the Day |
Jacques-Louis David
(France, 1748-1835)
Portrait of Madame Récamier, 1800
Oil on canvas
Click here for a larger view.
Cut Down of the Day
Ever seen an a$$hole wrapped in plastic? Pull out your driver’s license.
Little Known Facts About Me
🙂 I am left-handed.
😀 I had a crush on Kermit the Frog when I was three years old. I truly thought at that point that I could grow up and be Miss Piggy.
😉 I have colored my hair a different shade every month (or so) since I turned 18.
😛 In the 5th grade I wanted to be a fashion designer and made a book of sketches that was over 40 pages long.
🙁 I grind my teeth in my sleep when stress is too high.