Ever wonder what happens when you die? This site will tell you. Also helpful information if people tend to fake their own deaths at your parties because of the high level of boredom … ooops.
Month: May 2001
Little Known Facts About Me
😉 I was 4’6″ in kindergarten.
😀 In the 5th grade I was laughing so hard at Chad Swaim during lunch that chocolate milk came out of my nose and hosed him (and my pizza).
🙂 I got straight A’s throughout elementary school, except for one B, in third grade in handwriting.
😛 My favorite toys have always been, and still are, my Crayolas. I buy a new box every year.
🙁 I married my high school sweetheart, but we divorced after 5 years of dating, 1 year of living together and 2 years of marriage.
Annoying Trick of the Day
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Recommended Site
Wilshak has a very strange but enticing blog of odd thoughts that I find both hilarious and true. Enjoy!
Small Town Life
part 5
Charlotte Cross
If these shorts don’t stop riding up my butt they’re gonna fire me for indecent exposure … well, okay … again. This time I’m not sleeping with Earl so I can’t come back in thirty days.
God-aw-mighty, I hate Shirley. She thinks she’s so damned perfect. I’d love to shove my size 9 foot up her ass and see how prim & proper she acts then. Perfect little lady with perfect teeth and perfect hair and perfect children. Scrawny stuck up little bitch that needs to take the pill if you ask me. Perfect little case of denial going on there.
Note to self: buy concealer on the way home.
I hate this damned factory. They work me like a dog and don’t pay for shit. They deny us our last raise and then jack the price on the drink machine from 50 cents to 60. What the hell do they want, a riot? Work us likes dogs, they do.
Note to self: buy dog food on the way home.
What in the hell am I going to fix for dinner? I’m tried as hell of Spam and mac ‘n’ cheese. I need some variety in my life. I do the same job at the same time at the same plant with the same people and leave at the same time everyday. I go to the same home with the same dogs and plop on the same couch to eat the same dinner and watch the same shows every afternoon. I need to break out this rut before it swallows me whole.
Note to self: stop at Hardees on the way home.
Quote of the Day
My mother said to me, “If you become a soldier you’ll be a general; if you become a monk you’ll end up as the pope.” Instead, I became a painter and wound up as Picasso.
— Pablo Picasso
Art Work of the Day
Pablo Picasso
(Spain, 1881-1973)
The Joy of Living, 1938
Oil on canvas
Little Known Facts About Me
😉 I am the oldest of four children, but I am also an only child. I am the only child of my mom & her 1st husband. I have a half-sister from her 2nd marriage and two half-brothers from her 3rd.
😀 I don’t often wear mascara because I am infamous for laughing until I cry.
🙂 I am the first person from my family to ever attend college.
😛 I was a tomboy as a kid and still have a really, really hard time turning down a dare.
🙁 I still remember my worst birthday ever (my 12th), what I got that year(a 6-pack of V8 and two packs of watermelon bubble gum), that my step-dad didn’t sign the card or show up for my family-party-thing. It makes me cry when I retell the whole thing.
Art Work of the Day
Pablo Picasso
(Spain, 1881-1973)
Femme assise accoudée, 1939
Oil on canvas, 92 x 73 cm
Quote of the Day
Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun.
— Pablo Picasso