Annoying Trick of the Day
In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”
(I used to do this on my car payments. I would like to see it used on a tithe check.)Month: May 2001
Print Shop Stories
Funny that
grandpaboy should mention nude cooking in his comment about my Spam-iccne Alfredo. It reminds of this crazy woman that I used to work with that I will call “Liz”.Liz was a salesperson at the printing company that I worked for two years in Greensboro. She was one of the company’s … err … ladies of less than selective taste. (She was a slut.) She dated most of the guys in the plant at one point or another, but she had a pretty substantial fling with my friend, Mark.
Mark and Liz broke up after a few months but refused to tell us why. We figured she had dumped him because he was a horrible chain smoker. It drove the rest of us crazy.
We finally flushed it out of him. It seems that Liz did everything in the nude, including cooking. He finally got disgusted with what once was a novelty when he found what HAD to be a pubic hair in his spaghetti. That was the noodle that broke the Camel smoker’s back.
Hence the name “Nekkid Noodles” (naked noodles to those of you not from ’round here) was given and much like a piece of well-cooked pasta, it ‘stuck’.
True Confession
I ate Spam last night as a tuna substitute in my Fettuccine Alfredo Tuna Helper. (The odd thing was, it was actually kind of good.) That’s NC cuisine for ya.
Quote of the Day
With color one obtains an energy that seems to stem from witchcraft.
— Henri Matisse
True Confession
I often run about the house in a Tshirt and my undies. (And if we don’t have company, even less! ;-))
Boobs Limerick
There once was a Southern girl
Whose life blew by in a whirl
And try as she did
She could never keep hid
The cleavage that ate her pearls
Art Work of the Day
Georgia O’Keeffe
(American, 1887 – 1986)
Music – Pink & Blue II, 1919
Oil on canvas
Whitney Museum of American Art, New York
Click here for a larger view.
Quote of the Day
I decided that if I could paint that flower in a huge scale, you could not ignore its beauty.
— Georgia O’Keeffe
Annoying Trick of the Day
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter’s Orange.
True Confession
If I am talking to someone who is pissing me off I start to pick apart their appearance. Today our Inter. Comm. professor was trying to get people to drop the class and all I think was, “He must be colorblind. Just look at those socks!”