True Confession I jump to conclusions.
Gray told me to check his email account Monday and I found the following email in Gray’s email account and went nuts. Here ya go:
I saw your Ad on the net, and I could not answer you because my computer died and I could not get a new one until I get a job or something. I hope you are still interested, as I realize lots of have days past.
Gosh, I really don’t know where to start. maybe you could tell me a little about yourself, how old are you? And what do you look like? And most of all, are you still looking? If you are interested in more about me, I have a Profile at a free site…I did not want to use a pay site because that did not seem like a good thing….Too many of those around.
You can check my profile at: http://www.alternativepersonals.net I am NOT a porn chick …. 🙂 I just chose it because you don’t have Pay, and they allow any pictures I want. Oh yea, my username is darla1972.
Don’t really know what else to say for now. Let me know if you are interested, and I hope. you don’t run when you see my picture:) Bye….Darla
Well, of course I went to go see the picture of the dead girl that was emailing my sweetie. Ya can’t get in without credit card information. NO WAY! I’m not getting caught checking up on him! Nope!
So I let my doubt and nagging, stubborn “worst case scenario” fall by the wayside until I found this today:
Subject:I saw your smile
Hi there! I just saw your profile and I liked what I saw!! So I thought you might like to check mine out at http://www.matchclick.com My username is TennisGirl, and I’d be very interested in chatting with you some more.
Speak to you soon, TennisGirl
Ummm … am I missing something here? This made TWO of these things in as many days. I was livid. I asked him WHEN was the last time that he posted a personal ad online? He said, “The one I met you with.” (Jan/2000)
Before it could occur to me that if he were trying to do this he would not let me check his email account, I spewed out something that sounded like this:
“Well then WHY IN THE HELL are you getting this shit in your email a year and half later? CAN YOU TELL ME THAT? Who the hell is this TENNIS BITCH and why is she writing you? I don’t know why in the name of GOD’S GREEN EARTH someone would write you A YEAR AND HALF AFTER THE FACT to see if you were still spanking it by yourself!”
Obviously, I was in this same position in the past and was burned. (We’re talking third degree, people.) I am quick to defend myself on things like this, too. Thank God that Gray is more patient with me than I am with him when dealing with this crap.
We went to the sites together and the whole thing is a scam to get you to subscribe to a porn site to see these imaginary women. How cold is THAT?
Geeeeeez … imagine if a woman didn’t have my ability to hold back and wait for the facts to come in? Imagine if someone tore into her significant other over a thing like this. Geeeeeez. *rolls eyes*
By the way, Gray thinks that it is funny-borderline-cute when I get that shade of red and he is infinitely patient with me. Thank God. He’s too rare to lose over stupid shit like this. 
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weird…only thing w/my little situation awhile ago was catching david flirting w/old girlfriends…this is not good…no way, no how…take care, and i’m glad it wasn’t what you thought it was!!! 😀
brave of you to cop to this – to warn others, I am appreciative.
Yup. I woulda been a pissed off monster Duchess. And nobody likes an ugly Duchess.
Thanks for the warning. CREEPY!
The Duchess
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I suspect the people who send these absurd things out are perhaps still spanking it by themselves… I always wondered how they can expect to entice someone in like that. People either are going to pay for it or they aren’t, and if they are they wouldn’t be handing over money to such shysters… Then again, maybe I don’t understand the mind of your average porn freak?
Hmmm, it’s like Biannca Brussard meets Jenna Jameson. What will these kids think of next!
Jumping to conclusions should be in the Olympics. I reckon we’d both make the podium.
Nyz xo:-)
Caught in the act, eh? Hey, we all make mistakes!!!
I’m glad you can write such a good blog about it!
Caught in the act, eh? Hey, we all make mistakes!!!
I’m glad you can write such a good blog about it!
Caught in the act, eh? Hey, we all make mistakes!!!
I’m glad you can write such a good blog about it!
Caught in the act, eh? Hey, we all make mistakes!!!
I’m glad you can write such a good blog about it!
I’m sorry about my four (!) times the same comment there, but my screen kept freezing up and I thought It hadn’t gone through. I kep trying and trying…
What the bloody hell libertyvalance?
It looks like s/he is writing lines for being bad at school! 🙂
Nyz xo:-)
indeed, bianca broussard may be dead, but she can take many forms, and most of them are after your SO! 😉
I wouldnt worry about it…lol..I GET THEM…and Im a female;-) Glad things werent as they orignially appeared to be~Kimber
Oy, I get those things all the time. What are really fun are the ones that say “I’m not 18 yet, but I will be soon. Would you like to celebrate my birthday with me?”
If I’m really lucky, they’ll include a picture of a girl in panties.
I’m not kidding.
Just another scam I guess. Very weird though.
Oooh-weee, child. I know what you mean. I, like you, have been burned many a time. Coming across those in the mailbox of my sweetie would boil my blood instantly. Isn’t it awful to always be on guard? I’m ashamed to admit the many times I’ve gotten my panties in a wad. Kudos to you for actually doing it!
I’ll admit one thing, though. There was a phone call early one morning a couple weeks back. I answered but nobody said anything immediately. Then a girl kinda popped up and shakily asked for someone named Ray. I hung up the phone, cocked my eyebrow and went looking for Phill. I ribbed him over it for a week asking him if his codename was “Ray”. 😉 Finally, he comes back with, “Are you crazy? Not only do I love you too much to cheat on you, but you’re the last person I’d ever think of cheating on. I’d be afraid I’d wake up with my genitalia on my pillow or something.” haha! 😉
hehehe I kinda sorta have a sweetie here…..he mentioned talking to a girl online the other night….I immediately checked for her Xanga site (which he willingly told me about…should have known better than to get all antsy about it)…in which she repeatedly mentions her husband and her desire to have children!!! Paranoia can be an ugly thing… 😀
You are SO lucky…my guy wouldv’e just told me to go to hell and that wouldv’e been the end…
That IS creepy! Eew!
What a stand-up guy you have there, though
Glad everything worked out for you:-)…he seems like a keeper!