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Annoying Trick of the Day

Wear a LOT of cologne.  Marinate in perfume.

(This seems to be a great weight loss trick, too.  When I’ve tried this, I’ve found that it’s difficult to find anything to eat and if I do try, as soon as my wrist nears my nose I lose my appetite!)

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  1. I’ll confess here… when i was younger (high school) i would often just add cologne and not take a shower when i didnt have time in the mornings.

  2. this does not work for meats.

  3. i used to drown myself in Poison when i was in high school…otherwise, i can’t do this one…makes me nauseous & gives me headaches!

  4. This is awful to admit, but some of my friends call substituting a shower with cologne or perfume a “mexican shower.”  Yay, it’s fun being white and stupid! (don’t flame me, please? I can’t help being retarded.)

  5. I know you can’t, Brandi.  I s ya anyway!

  6. HA! HA! I love your “annoying tricks.”

    The Duchess

  7. Is this why the French stay so slim?

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