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Swirly’s Cheap Pop of the Day


This is our little Mosie.



Turn Ons
SpongeBob SquarePants
Late night walks and romps
Sonic’s tater tots
Belly rubs
Sleeping under the bed (hence her nickname – “The Barking Dust Ruffle”)
Car rides with me
New smells
Licking elbows
Gray’s shoes (the stink factor)
Sitting on the couch
Chasing birds and squirrels
Papa John’s “The Works” with a 2 liter Sprite
Garbage exploration
Being told how pretty she is
Being told how good she is
Being told how bad Maxie is
Dancing to 60s and 70s soul music (esp. Aretha – hey, my dog has taste!)


Turn Offs
Other dogs
People with hats or glasses
Being outside during the daytime, unless on a leash or in the car
Car rides with other dogs while being driven by someone with glasses
Heat (I’m with her on this)
Cats
Doorbells
Our old Papa John’s delivery guy (God rest his soul – shoulda remembered the Sprite)
Being bothered while sleeping
Being approached by anyone outside of Gray and me (including Papa John’s guys)
Being told how bad she is
Disco (isn’t this true for everyone, though?)
Doggie sweaters
Doggies hats and glasses
Other doggies in doggie sweaters
Purebreds (the little bitches!)


  Hey, I don’t have kid pictures to share, okay?
This is my way of trying to fit in.

12 thoughts on “

  1. a beautiful animal and fortunate to live with you, I think.

  2. Just think….I’d have to show of pictures of my ferret. NO! You nasty minded person you! Not that one! I actually have a ferret.

    Tain

  3. That dog has taste….Spongebob Squarepants…what a hunk!

    Nyz xo

    PS Are you annoyed yet!?

  4. Cute puppy! 

  5. Adorable!! And even loves spongebob!! superb!!

  6. Man, my no cable having arse sucks.  I’ve never seen a single episode of Spongebob Squarepants but I’ve heard about it.  Mosie is a doll, btw. She looks like a puppy in a big body.  Well, not that big.

    “Awww, piddy Mosie! Hers not barking dust wuffle! Hers silly!”  … hmm. Ever realize how stupid we sound when we talk to animals (or babies for that matter)? heh..

     

  7. 🙂

  8. I guess I’ll have to post a picture of my cat next. Does your doggie like cats?

  9. It’s too hot, apparantly; cats are in the TURN OFFS list, aren’t they?

    Bad dog, bad!

  10. aww. cute puppyhead.

  11. i openly chuckled at some o’ Mosie’s turn-offs. poor ol’ papa john’s guys and old men with glasses… lol! disco! HA!

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