HI, GOOD XANGANS.  It is me.  I am being allowed to post one thing on here, but it can not divulge the name or identity of the kidnapper, err … woman-napper, errr … E-NAPPER.

I am having a WONDERFUL time in THIS PLACE with this HANDSOME brute that has dragged me off into PARADISE with THEM.  THE PERSON is not feeding me worth BEANS and I am craving some chocolate pretty DARN bad.

Kathie Lee is a GREAT singer and I am about to gauge out my eyeballs hearing her MELODIC voice over and over again.  Please, make the madness CONTINUE.

I hope to be back soon, but have been sworn to secrecy or else I will be GIVEN A VACATION.  I love you all, smooches and hugs.  Especially to THE E-NAPPER.

*sniffle*

P.S. THE E-NAPPER IS A GREAT PERSON WITH A WONDERFUL PERSONALITY AND NO BODY ODOR PROBLEMS, DESPITE THE FACT THAT I TELL HIM SO.