Print Shop Stories
Bobbie (or What A Colorful World)
Bobbie was the 2nd shift pre-press manager, basically the big guru for nights. She was an odd lady in personality, speech and appearance. The appearance was the part that got ya though. It was pretty evident that she was both color blind and shopping at yard sales for clothing.
One particular night Bobbie came in to work wearing red from head to toe. There were seven shades in all, not counting her purse, which was yet another lovely hue. The outfit by itself was quite hideous but the color was a bit over the top. (And it’s not that I’m into making fun of people’s clothes, but if you are in a management position you really should strive to look professional or at the very least non-color-blind.)
During dinner one night Bobbie related the now infamous tale that is know as “Bobbie’s Dinner Story.” Bobbie told a group of people in the breakroom one night, during dinner, of how her and her husband, Jim, had decided to have sex on the washing machine while she was in her orange crotchless panties. It was a great weight loss tactic for those lucky employees trying eat during the tale. Bobbie never lived down and it was quite a hoot for all of us first shifters the next morning.
Are you sure it was a printshop you were working at? Sounds more like a nuthouse to me! Love those little tales!
Orange crotchless panties? Sounds like HE was colorblind, too!