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Employment->Part-Time Jobs
  **DONORS** EARN CASH SAVE A LIFE NEW DONORS: First 4 with 14 days. First time $25; 2nd time $50; 3rd time $30; 4th Time $30; New Donors bring in this ad &receive an extra $5 BONUS (not to be used with buddy referral); 1st mo. earn up to $240. Alpha Plasma Cntr 5149 Bragg Blvd Fay., NC 864-4178 or 129 Franklin St.
 
 
 
Swirly Asks: Why would a PLASMA CENTER be listed under part-time work? I guess it would really part-time … or is it part time? Hmmmm.











Employment->Part-Time Jobs
  O ATTENTION O New Plasma Center Needs New Donors. Earn Up To $135 In First Two Weeks. This Is Not A Special! SERA-TEC PLASMA 4441 Bragg Blvd. (910) 764-9300 Mon-Fri 8am-7pm, Sat., 8am-4pm. We Honor Competitors Coupons.
 
 
 
Swirly Asks: Why would a listing for a PLASMA CENTER say that they “honor competitors coupons”? Do they have thighs and quarters cheaper than Food Lion this week? Are they going to beat Jiffy Lube on an oil change price?












Employment->Bars/clubs
  DANCERS – No experience necessary. $500-$1000/wk John at Hot Spots 494-6641
 
 
 
Swirly Wonders: Do they have 401K? I see that experience isn’t necessary, but what about rythym? Visible ribs? Can I stay clothed?












Employment->Bars/clubs
  DANCERS (TOPLESS) $800-$1000/wk Wait Staff Needed Apply Cafe Risque, I-95, Exit 70 Dunn, 910 891-5525
 
 
 
Swirly Thinks: These people are getting more than beads for taking off their tops!












Employment->Restaurants/Hotels
  Cook, Up to $8.00/hr Experienced.Apply in Person CAFE RISQUE, I-95 Exit 70,
 
 
Swirly Thinks: Hmmm … that’s okay. I could $800-1000/wk dancing and there is no hot grease to worry about.

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  1. Anonymous

    LOL!!! That is too funny!
    It reminds me of Jay Leno stuff.

  2. DoctorEvil

    but wait!  You could be a “milker” for ten dollars an hour!

  3. legs4daze

    I laughed so hard my coffee snorted out my nose!  The ad for the Cafe Risque is too funny…..that is a topless truck stop in Florida. 

    Good ones, swirly!

  4. sandysummers

    They should have gotten you to replace Andy Rooney instead of that Grodin guy! (By the way, check out barbll’s site about getting ready for her highschool reunion! I think you’ll like it.)

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