The Google Game
“as soon as I saw his face I knew”

As soon as I saw his face, I knew he was in a yam.
(Or in a jam. Yum. Strawberry jam. Now would that be so bad?)

As soon as I saw his face, I knew he was very serious and dedicated in his practice.
(Well, that and the sign hanging above his office door that said “I am very serious and dedicated in my practice.”)

As soon as I saw his face, I knew something terrible was wrong.
(There was no way that Lurlene meant to set me up with my own brother. Or did she?) 

As soon as I saw his face, I knew he didn’t mean no harm, so I told him to watch who he was coming up on like that and told him to go home.
(Never scare a deer hunter while wearing a replica of deer antlers.)

As soon as I saw his face, I knew he came to ask me to sell him my shares in Yomiuri Land Co, Ltd.
(But I would not sell that day. Or the next. Or the next. Or the next. Or the next. But then stock prices started to plummet so I sold them. But I was mad about it.)

I didn’t even realize that Mackie was Mackie because he has gotten so tall and his hair is really dark, but as soon as I saw his face, I knew.
(He had that same Mackie scowl. He also still had “stoopid” written on his forehead from our last 4H trip. I guess Mackie never got over his fear of the shower head.)

Brain was just looking at me in disbelief, as soon as I saw his face, I knew I had to fill him in with all my life adventures and experiences.
(And as soon as he saw the look on my face he said, “I don’t want to hear it,” and walked away quickly.)

And as soon as I saw his face I knew that he had plans and he was using Crow as his assassin.
(And then just like that I woke up. So, whaddya think, doc? Am I crazy?)