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Emails To Gina


I email my fellow art geek friend, Gina, the oddest things. Here is one example from June’s archive. Enjoy!



WELCOME TO MUCUS LAND, WHERE YOUR MONEY ISN’T THE ONLY THING TO BLOW!

Not that you wanted to know this I’m sure, but I feel like my body consists entirely of snot. I had to take to NyQuil last night to get to sleep and then I was up every fifteen to twenty minutes. It’s been a looooooooooooooooong day. I think I’ll have to pass on tomorrow simply for the reason of trying to my system of all of this gunk.

HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH PICKEY NOSE!

I’m glad to hear/read about your hours next week. I’ll call you so we can figure out a good day for me to come up and all of that jazz. I’m looking forward to it! I should be over this garbage by then.


COME TO THE HANKY HUT FOR ALL OF YOUR FILM & TISSUE NEEDS!

{In other news, did you hear that Kleenex stock shot up 15 points this week? Similarly Scott and DayQuil stock have risen. Will Campbell’s follow suit?}

COME RIDE OUR NEW FEATURE – THE REGURGITATED RAPIDS!

Okay, I’m outta here. My dear hubby is making me something to eat despite my lack of appetite. Maybe it’ll open up my sinuses, or the way I feel right now, maybe it will stop them up for a second and give me a break!

PARENTS WILL ENJOY DINNER FOR TWO AT CAPTAIN NASAL NUGGETS!

(By the way, I’m so glad that your computer is up and running. I’ve really enjoyed being able to chat back and forth like this. It’s kept me from the brink of insanity quite a few times.)

DON’T LEAVE WITHOUT A STOP AT OUR GIFT SHOP, SINUS CENTRAL!

See ya soon … Jenn

P.S. I’ve been reading Martha Stewart’s “Good Things” online. HELP!

13 thoughts on “

  1. You still haven’t found all of those Kleenex’s

    She went through 8 boxes…

    in 2 days…..

  2. This post is to snot, what my last post was to vomiting.  I don’t know why I find that so amusing, but I do.  Heh.

  3. Reading Martha Stewart? You are sick!!! (giggle)

  4. I too enjoy the finer things in life…snot, mucus and discussion of said bodily functions.

    AHOY!

    Nyz xo

  5. Awwwwwww I know this cold ~ I have this cold ~ hope you were feeling better soon   (Almost said “are” and then remembered it was from an archive ~ quick like stick, me!)

  6. you are a good witty person.  That’s why I like reading your blogs.

  7. Hmmm… very interesting. LOL

  8. lovely ode to snot…

  9. LOL…and I’m snot making light of your cold

  10. haha..this one made me laugh!

     

  11. That’s my Jennbaby! LOL!!!

  12. Excuse me, but she is MY  Jennbaby 🙂

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