Month: August 2002

Behind The Scenes
What Is That Profile Pic?

I got this image, pre-alterations, from an eBay auction that I drooled over until it soared out of my price range. It was a wooden Buddha head with great detailing. It inspired me to try to make my own out of a Styrofoam wig head, some gold paint and those flattened-marble-look-alike things. Not exactly a grand success, but it was a learning experience. Well, that and it creeps out my neighbor, Misty, so it’s good for a laugh now and then, too. She begs me to turn it around to face to the wall because it is “staring at her”.

The Google Game
“purt near”

I didn’t know if I chopped his tail off or his head, so I climbed back on the mule, and I sat there for purt near thirty minutes, then rode right on by.

However, if you’re not like me, you want fresh humor every day–or purt‘ near.

When Big Don lets go one of his infectious, high-pitched giggles, purt–near everyone at the hoedown giggles along with him.

Well, it’s been said that Frye’s Old Town is purt near the funnest place in town for lookin’, shoppin’, and laughin’!

Then, keeping them 100% safe from predators is purt near impossible.

With no room to turn around, they gunned it backwards into said mud pit. And it purt near swallowed them up.

I have been in Ohio for purt‘ near a month, now.

I have a plaque over my toilet that states: “With these two rules to live by you’ve purt near got it skinned, never whittle towards yourself and don’t pi$$ against the wind”.

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