The Google Game
“Jennifer wants to”
Jennifer wants to finish school and go to a good college. (No, Jennifer wants to finish college and get her master’s degree.)
Jennifer wants to have it both ways. (Depends on what it is. If it is bacon bits or croutons, I do want it both ways.)
Jennifer wants to marry Brad Pitt after her contract expires. (Actually, he doesn’t do that much for me.)
Jennifer wants to be a lawyer, but for now, she’s a great young lady who goes to college and also holds a full-time job at nights. (Then most likely Jennifer is used to not having a life and wants to work her future away in exchange for an SUV and house too big for one person. Kinda sad, huh?)
Jennifer wants to ensure her classmates have a nutritious breakfast every morning. (I really don’t care either way, as long as they don’t try to steal my Mountain Dew.)
Jennifer wants to know, “Do any animals live down in the deepest part of lakes?” (The part where my biological father now lives? With the other scum suckers?)
Jennifer wants to believe he is motivated by more than media attention, yet small actions lead her to believe the worst. (Like the fact that he sends out his own Neilson ratings.)
Jennifer wants to know more about grasshoppers. (Or not.)
Jennifer wants to take both “Write Your Own Mystery Story” and “The Science Behind Magic.” (I would like the writing thing. I’m not too big on magic tricks, though. The closest thing I can do to magic is go a month without bouncing any checks or getting a utility cut off! Now THAT’S a class that should be offered!)
Jennifer wants to do anything she can do to improve the self-esteem of people. (Perhaps this could be my future platform if I ever lose 100 lbs. and decide to enter the pageant circuit.)
Jennifer wants to draw him out and let him talk. (And she wants to … hehehe.)
Jennifer wants to be bold and free like her tigers in her tapestry. (This is just imagery.)
Jennifer wants to develop a new sports beverage. (It’s called “Give It Up and Take A Nap”, available soon in all Texaco stations!)
Jennifer wants to hire detective Owen McKenna to look into the death which she believes was a murder. (I really do, because the idiot beside me here in the computer lab is KILLING this song. Aaauuugggghhhh!)
Let me know when that new sports beverage comes out, sounds like it’s just what I’ve been looking for!
That is great!
Ha Ha. very funny.