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ALL of your swirLY aRE BeLOng to us. PLeaSE Leave yOUR pLeAS FOr hER ReTURN IN tHe cOMMeNTs seCTiON beLoW.


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  1. just_margie

    Is everything alright?

  2. swirlyskidnapper

    Very good.  My plan is working perfectly.  Now, I must have more E-props or she will not be seen for WEEKS!!!!!!!!

  3. GrayGodbey

    Here, 2 more from me.. Now please, leave her alone…. or tell me what to do to meet your demands….. PLEASE!!!!!

  4. VeryModern

    beautifully done.

  5. harusame

    niftyness

  6. Anonymous

    Bahahahahhaa….Mitch

  7. mslady

    dastardly evil doers are always caught!

    give her up!

    these are all the props you’ll get out of me!

    evil. evil, i say!

    don’t harm her!

    or we’ll e track you down and let you disappear like BiancaBroussard!

  8. libertyvalance

    Don’t mess with swirlybaby or I’ll go medieval on your ass!

  9. swirlyskidnapper

    Keep messing with me and see what happens.

    For your insolence, she will be forced to listen to Kathy Lee Gifford singing “the sun will come out tomorrow.” 

    Continued abuse and lack of compliance will result in her being forced to watch Barney until she is singing along with the songs out of want.

    The Kidnapper demands more eprops.  I will give you pathetic morons a clue as to where she is though… HAhahahha… As if you have a shot in HELL….

  10. enigmatic

    Kathy Lee Gifford?? SINGING???? Barrrrrrrrrrrney???? You sadistic bastard!!!! Here’s your props you evil fiend! Give her back!!

  11. azure_mariposa

    hmmm…

  12. Anonymous

    Hey Swirling, Thanx for the birthday wish. This post is awesome!!! WaHaHa (evil laugh)

  13. virgilmvx

    we will expose ummmm…undies? unless she blogs soon. in which case we will expose….more undies?

  14. Meara_al_Jade

    I’ve missed Swirly.

    And mass crowds shout, “Free Swirly, she’s our girly. Free Swirly, she’s our girly.”

    -kh

  15. ckincaid

    Too funny!!!!  I can’t give you more than 2 eProps…I will try my best to free you Swirly!  Send us a smoke signal!

  16. Anonymous

    Please please please please please give us back our Swirly!!!! Or maybe this is just an ego boost and I should withhold my props…hmmm….
    Let’s pray…
    Elvis who art in Graceland….

    Nyz xo

  17. freddybrakestad

    *Leaving eProps with a homing device..* Mowhahahahaha.. I’m on to you, Swirlyskidnapper. Uhm.. Wait a second. Swirly is not a kid, right? There is your first mistake, evil kidnapper. You should have named yourself womannapper! I’m SO on to you..

  18. oneka

    We want Swirly back…

  19. litboiler

    Get your paws off her, you damn dirty ape!

  20. jermschmitt

    This is too cruel!  How dare you make her endure Barney and Kathy Lee!  Have you no sense of honor?!!

    Blast.  Here’s your bloody ransom.  Now give back our Swirly!

  21. bubblecar_girl

    *laughs* …. more props for the cause!!

  22. CelticBookwurm

    Little Miss Lumbee losers got her….. hehehe  (sorry, but that story made me snort repeatedly….can’t help but refer to it as often as possible….)

  23. Ralf

    k-OOol

  24. Thumper12

    I’m calling the police, emergency situation at hand!

  25. Sadzi

    geez, i was just lookin’ for some van gogh… hahahaha

  26. foodqueen

    I want swirly back!!!  But then again, this ransom note is quite neat-o!

  27. loopdeloup

    you’re an evil wicked kidnapper, but you do write a cool-looking ransom note.

  28. shorttexasperson

    man, my eyes are still adjusting to that type…

  29. Anonymous

    Not quite sure why you would E nap the Swirlster…but be a sweetie and let her go! You can have 2 eprops now..and maybe a few later;O) ~Kimber

  30. tandis

    bring her back…please?

  31. Anonymous

    CUH-YOOT! Give her back now.

    *stomps foot*

  32. ladydelaluna

    *sniff*

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