The Caption Game
Part 2
Please leave your ideas for a caption for this picture in the comments section. Feel free to submit as many as you can think of! Have fun!
(Photo credit: Boris Vallejo, Red Scarf, 1985, Oil on canvas)
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I’ll start the ball rolling …
“All your scarf are belong to us!”
You’re not Fabio! Where’s Fabio!
“Nice pants.”
We haven’t had a good bowl of man soup in ages, now get your ass in the pot!
“You point your spear at us, we point ours at you!”
who moved our cheese?!
“That one! Remove his pants!”
(blue alien-chic)”Hey! SHE who has the largest poker wins!”
(A&F Model man)”Wha…?”
(gold alien-chic)”You heard her! Drop the chinos and prove yourself!”
heh…
Hmmm….
1. Mine’s got a rounded edge…for her pleasure.
2. Man, I thought only Earth Girls were easy!
3a. The grip she’s got on that spear is quite arousing….
3b. Why don’t you come and grip me like that baby
4. He: My spears bigger than your spear…
She: Yeah but mine’s got a red pom pom….
5a. Spear him…he’s from the 80’s!!!!
5b. Spear him…he looks like Jonathon from New Kids on the Block!!!
Nyz xo
Oooh! Another one!
(gold Alien-chic) “Go now, young stud, to our bubble house! You will be our new naked…our…our new naked…NAKED MAN COATRACK!”
(*begins coming up with an ad campaign for that…*)
You there! You’re perfect for our annual orgy and sacrifice to the Great-Pointy-Nipple-Goddess!
And this, ladies, is why men refuse to stop and ask for directions.
Ooooooooo, look Molly, it’s that guy that dumped Millie for Mellie’s mother!
LOL Jerm!!
All men must DIE!
And another:
“We’re from the fasion police. You know the laws about wearing that scarf out in public! Now put your antennae back on and get inside!”
at first it seemed as though i crashed in enemy territory.
then two hot babes appeared with fuzzy things sticking out of their head and poking me with spears..
maybe it was the crash, or the fact that i was being captured by a strangely beautiful female alien race, but ALL i could think about was, WHERE’S THE NEAREST GAY BAR?
“Hey! Weren’t you the other Village People guy? The ascot guy?”
“Hey, watch where you point those things…and be careful with the spear, too.”
An early draft of a Gap commercial, sans 80s rock tune slaughtered by the producers step-daughter.
You look like Richard Marx on crack! We want you for entertainment purposes!
ScarfBoy does his best to improve relations with the alien women.
excuse me sir, i don’t know where you’re from but here on xangonia we have a dress code….
you ppl are sex fiends!! and i thought i was bad!!!
“Hey Look! It’s the Red Baron! Where’s my pizza?!”
“Our nipple detectors are never wrong!”
“Excuse me? I see nothing wrong with wearing suspenders with my sweats!”
“I love the outfits, ladies!”
“You’re right. You’ve shown me yours and now it’s my turn to show you mine.”
“Into spandex, are ya?”
“Don’t you think this is a bad place? All these sharp pointy obects will be pointing you in the back. What? One more won’t hurt then…..? Ohhhhhh…….”
“Ok, ya got me. I’m a hobo. Did the gloves give me away?”
You need to do these more oftn, Swirly. I love these things!
Tain
okay, okay, i’ll show you how to get to xanga!