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Most Annoying Sounds


Smacking lips while eating. Brandi brought this up the other day and I must agree. My theory is that this is why most people eat in front of the TV. Perhaps it is because most people eat in front of the TV.


The little “Uh-oh” default on ICQ. This is especially annoying when you are talking to someone who types really fast and you hear it every three seconds. This is incredibly more annoying if you heard it repeatedly while your ex-husband was cybering with a 12 year old girl in Turkey at 3AM.  (Not that I am bitter or anything.)


“Dixie” car horns. I liked these for a while, but the “Dukes of Hazard” got canceled, people. The Duke boys were attractive enough to get away with this. The people around here who do it are not. The Duke boys did it when jumping ravines, trains and police cars. The local yokels do it in the middle of the Sonic parking lot. This once almost caused me to blow Cherry Lime-Aid out of my nose.


“Well, DUHHHHHHH!” Good God, people … get a vocabulary. This hasn’t been “cool” since I was in the 9th grade. (And that was QUITE a while ago.)


“Yup, yup.” Nope, nope.


Please add your own to the list …

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  1. 🙁 grr. my grandpa smacks his lips allll the time when he eats – even when he chews gum. and he chews gum constantly. it annoys the absolute crappers out of me. i think the whole “bub boowwww” [meaning – you got it wrooong, remember form family feud? lol] that annoys me. just say its wrong people.

  2. Nose whistling is quite annoying.  Or when people (usually guys) make that nasty snorting noise so their snot goes in their mouth.  Instant gag-reflex!  And I hate when girls try to talk extra girly…super soft tones and breathy.  Grow up!

  3. The sound my car’s power antenna makes right now: WonkaWonkaWonkaWonkaWonkaScreeeeeeeeeeEEEEE!!!

    (..Needs to be fixed..)

    Also, gasoline powered lawn-care equipment, especially leaf blowers.

  4. People with runny noses who refuse to blow them. Grrr I hate that. *snort sniff loogie*

    Like whatever! That whole Clueless talk is so 1994…like dah, get a life you nerd!

    My alarm clock in the morning.

    Nyz xo:-)

  5. my in-laws on the answering machine.

  6. “don’t be scurred” (for “scared”)
    how annoying is that shit? grrrr….

  7. How about the “Doh!” Homer Simpson impressions, which are always really bad… (I do it too, then cringe!)

    Or that blooody “Whasssuuuuuuuuup”!  😀

  8. Here’s a list of stuff that annoys me:

    1. People that use “screet” to replace the word “street”.
    2. People that use the word “ax” to replace “ask”.
    3. People who live upstairs in your apartment building who walk with heavy feet.
    4. When someone drinks the last of the coffee and leaves the pot on the burner to char the dregs which stink up the break room.
    5. When someone has a paper jam in the copier and leaves it to be fixed by the next person who needs it (usually someone who’s in a hurry and doesn’t have time to jack with malfunctioning office equipment)
    6. Leaving 20 minutes ahead of schedule for your morning commute only to find that 8 billion other people had the same idea.
    7. When you get someone else’s order in the drive-thru and their order totally sucks.
    8. Having to sit in on meetings because someone thought it might be relevant information for you to hear .. and it never is.
    9. Busting the rear end out of your favorite pair of pants.

    and last but certainly not least …

    10. When you take a coke with you in the car and the condensation on the can causes it slip out of your hands which then it thoughtfully lands back in the cupholder but sloshed coke all over the dash and you and then of course the coke dries and gums up the buttons in the dash which render the radio inoperable in winter and gooey in summer.

  9. whoops. this was supposed to be sounds. sorry! heh, i guess things just really bother me.  and damnit all to hell, something else that’s annoying: when you carefully place html tags so that your most annoying list object is bolded and the damn thing disregards all tags and renders the text featureless! gah! 😉

  10. I will use this for an annoying trick later … when someone asks you a question as soon as you have a mouthful of food. 😉 I do this to Gray all the time … heh heh.

  11. i can’t believe you don’t like DUHHHHH. i don’t think i can be your friend anymore…

    (just kidding! DUHHH!)

  12. Nose hair.  Ear hair.  Back hair.  Female moustaches.  Yep!  Yep!  Kewl! Cool beans!

    But “Duh” is a critical part of my vocabulary!

  13. I’ll let you and Herbie get away with it, Wil … BUT NO ONE ELSE! 😉

  14. there are some days when every sound pisses you off. and then there are the days that silence pisses you off. 😛

    Destiny {v}

  15.   I’m totoally annoyed by the chewing thing..especially this girl who is in my french class…i wanna kill her some days!  Or pick the gum straight outta her mouth and smear it in her pretty blonde hair…ahg!

  16. +1 eprop for annoying smacking, but -1 eprop for downin anything that plays Dixie(esp. the horns.)

    #1 most annoying sound: My sister- doesnt matter what ound she makes. If it comes from her it’s the most annoying sound!

    Tain

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