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Annoying Tricks of the Day
(take your pick!)

Sniff incessantly.
(If you really want to have fun with this, sniff around the area/room and then look suspiciously at people.)

Drum on every available surface.
(This is one of those things that you can do, but that you can plead ignorance if called on it.  Especially effective if you are madat someone and trying to grate on their nerves.)

Light road flares on a birthday cake.
(We should have done this for savvy yesterday.)

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
(You would be amazed at how often this works.)

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  1. I know a lot of drummers and they drum on everything in sight, it drives me nuts! I have a friend that keeps a set of sticks in his car and he drums on the stearing wheel when he drives.

  2. Hehehehe…Instead of software jargon, I use cellular.  I love being a nerd.  😉

  3. ppl will always go along w/whatever technical jargon you throw at them…god forbid they aren’t “up to speed”!! LMAO!! like, did you hear about the latest programming language, it’s gonna be called OU812…hehe

  4. thanks to you, swirling, i’ve begun to realize that some of my most chronic, everyday, didn’t-think-nuthin’-of-it habits are actually VERRRRRRY annoying!

    sniffing… snorting… farting… drumming… lighting flares on birthday cakes (we were out of candles! gimme a break!)… apparently i’m just extraordinarily annoying.

  5. O heck.

    God you are funny girl!

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