As I was reminded by a post by twirl_dawg:
In my art history class this past spring, we talked about the relationship between art and religion. The professor asked how many people were Jewish. (No hands) How many Catholics? (Five) Protestants? (Four) Atheists? (Two)
In a class of fifty-four, we were all kind of wondering what the hell are all of these other people? The professor asked, “What is everyone else, then?” Forty-odd proud souls chimed “Baptist”¹.
*shakes head very slowly and sadly in accordance with prophesy²*
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¹ The people in my art class claim a religion and don’t know what heading it falls under. “Baptist” is not a religion. It is a branch of Protestantism. These kids were under the impression that being Baptist threw them into a different religious heading, similar to be Buddist or Islamic.
Christians = Catholics + Protestants
Protestants = Baptists + Methodists + Lutherans + Presbyterians, etc.
²And don’t even think of giving me any crap over this. If you are forced to go to a church for 16 years that you don’t agree with at all, you have earned the right to bitch. And I have.
hahahah, never fails!!!
i don’t get the joke. lol. 2 props anyway
i get it…oh boy, do i get it…LOL! (p.s. i voted for ya!! :-))
I saw that … major eSmooches for you, azure! {v}
This is exactly the kind of non-violent oppression that will make us Baptists rise up and rule the WORLD..in accordance with Prophecy.
And oh yeah…I’ll vote for you. For what am I voting and where do I do it?
Oh I see…Savvy Weak Link’s game?
hehehe I liked that.
Damn Baps. (I’m kidding by the way)
And then there’s Southern Baptists…
Amen, sister! Glory be!
Alas, one day we shall leave the bible-belt and become normal humans, in accordance with prophecy. 😀 (Coming from someone who lived for 1.5 years in Memphis, TN aka GETMEOUTTAHEREville).
Sad but true ain’t it? I’m glad I’m Catholic. No need to worry over making such a mistake. 😀
Art is the window to transcendence. {v}
being raised non-practicing, but catholic by association and heritage, as a confused 10 year old I once asked my aunt…what are we? she still tells everyone that story. i’m still waiting for an answer…