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Recently I was talking to a friend about a guy who has a problem with ‘losing his goods early in the show’. I asked her about how to distract him so that his girlfriend can be finished before his is.

She suggested, “Tell him to think about anything but sex. Tell him to think about something totally disgusting or you could distract him by asking him a math problem.”

I replied, “Umm … I can’t picture anyone with their legs in the air saying, “If a train leaves from Chicago going 45 mph and an identical train leaves from Flagstaff … kind of a mood killer …”

Geeez … what kind of pillow talk does she have??? 😀

I knew you were the one
In the way you said my name
It was like the sound of God himself
Proclaiming, “This is it”.

You were calling me over to look
At some pottery on the shelf
At the first of many stores that day
And I felt my breath catch

I felt my heart skip a beat
And though I didn’t say a word
I knew in that moment
You were the one for me

That we would grow old together
A calm washed over me in that moment
And I knew that whatever happened
My life would never be the same


-me, 02.08.00

Quote of The Day:

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.
– Gilda Radner

Great Movie Moment of The Day:
from American Beauty

Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don’t you tell our daughter about it, honey?

Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

Carolyn Burnham: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of.

Lester Burnham: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.

Carolyn Burnham: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job.

Lester Burnham: Lose it? I didn’t lose it. It’s not like, “Whoops! Where’d my job go?” I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.

Welcome all, especially new subscribers! Wow … a flood of people from last night … do I have two of every CD on board … lemme check … oh, wait … I was writng something … Oh, yes … Welcome!

Hello to the toilet-paper-hoarding, witty acidburr! Welcome also to Xanga legend gerry whose site I’ve read for eons it seems; Boris fan and motivated dieter poptardis and to the creative writer, pretzelchild!

Previously I asked, “why other people in my Comp. class won’t answer questions on an article stressing the importance of participation in class discussions.”

Well, perhaps my professor is reading my log (Hi!) because today she ‘elected’ volunteers. It was quite funny to see people stammering and almost in tears when they admitted they hadn’t read the required reading and she sent them out of class. Without me to fall back on, they all had to … (perish the thought!) … open their mouths and not rely on me to do all of the talking! Wow … what a concept … 😉

One of life’s mysteries solved … NEXT!!!!!

Welcome, LiZZY and Erika! The newest subscribers to the log, both have really great and interesting things to say on their sites.

More Things I Don’t Understand
(a neverending list … part 3)

Why is it that I always seem to wake up late for my early class mornings and early for the late class mornings?

If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?

How come there aren’t “B” batteries?

Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?

Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “asteroids”?

Three new subscribers to welcome tonight: KayMacMahon, LadyOneill and Drsus.

I checked out KayMacMahon’s site when her name popped up on my Subscription list and I was visitor #1,000! How is that for luck??? 😉

More Things I Don’t Understand
(a neverending list … part 2)

Why the ‘knee-jerk’ response to a paper cut is “Oh, those are the worst kind”?

Why no matter what height the sink is or where I’m standing, when I’m washing my hands the water splashes me & makes it look like I’ve pissed myself?

Why there is always one in every crowd

If you took all the ones in every crowd and put them in another crowd, will there be one in that crowd?

And why does that one always have to sit beside me?

Are there such things as loser magnets? Is it possible I placed those all over my ‘frige by mistake?