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Saddam Hussien’s To Do List:


_ Kill Matt Stone
_ Kill Trey Parker
_ Kill Wolf Blitzer
_ Kill whichever Bush is in office now
_ Ask questions
_ Send Satan a ‘thank you’ note for lovely fruit basket

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I try to hold back, but it’s in vain
I feel a smile taking my frowns place
And though I try my best to restrain
I feel a new warmth across my face

I’m not one to wish, get caught up in a dream,
Or get my hopes up thinking the best
But the more I look, it seems they are
And they whisper that you’re not like the rest

And though I try to stay firm and centered
I seem to floating a bit off the ground
Over this new realm that I’ve entered
And over this new feeling I’ve found

I walk past a mirror and have to step back
And admire your effect on me
And though I may not want to face the fact,
You’re already making me happy

It scares me now to imagine that this
Could be the start of something new
I’d always thought bliss was ignorance
But I’m starting to think it’s you


– yours truly 01.29.00

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I wish there was a pill that could rid me of
The memory of deep brown eyes and shy smiles
The wrinkled forehead of a contemplating lover
His lingering caresses before sleep began

I wish I could swallow that cure in a capsule
And forget the adoration in his gaze
The nights of snuggling under covers with “I Love Lucy”
The firm hand holding mine in movie lines

With a wisk of water to wash down the reminders
The beach pictures with his curly wet hair
The songs we sang to on long car rides
The bare spot where my ring used to be

If sure a thing did exist, I’d give it a shot
Because nothing else has helped me yet
Not time, not distance or acceptance
Nothing can replace or drown out his memory

– yours truly 11.22.00

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QUOTE FOR THE DEPRESSED:

“In the depth of winter I finally learned there was in me invincible summer.” – Albert Camus

QUOTE FOR THE CYNICAL:

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.