Redneck Haiku
– me, 01.29.01
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Lookin’ for some junk yard parts
They’re always cheaper there
Rusted, but it might still work
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Eyes as big as new Moon Pies
She bats them, I gulp
Too bad that she’s my sister
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Daddy always said not to
He asked me purty please
Who knew a pig would like beer
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The tractor is out of gas
Don’t we have pintos
Where is the can opener
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Your momma sure does work hard
Bubba eat your Spam
She cooked it the way you like
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Lula Mae scuffed up the floor
Friday night at work
You can’t strip in combat boots
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Grandmaw was madder than hell
At the empty can
‘Which one of you stole my snuff?’