Annoying Tricks of the Day Walk around the office humming The Flintstones theme.
(take your pick!)
(I did this at my office for months on end with different songs: the theme from Batman, Jingle Bells, Sesame Street, anything insanely aggravating and popular. This is a good trick for Fridays, too. People will start singing in the office and go home and infect their family. Works like a charm.)
Tape bits of “Sweating to the Oldies” or “Lassie” over climactic parts of rental movies.
(This works with pornos, too. Wanna get back at your older or younger brother? “Ohhhh … yeah. That feels good.” “One, two, three, COME ON PEOPLE! Stay focused!” OR “Ohhhhhh, Jeremy!” “Lassie, what’s wrong girl?”)
Leave your turn signal on for twenty miles.
(If you already do this, perhaps you are the nbsp I got behind on the way to school this morning. Guess what? This even annoys me.)
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when some idiot leaves their turn signal on in front of me, i pull in front of them and then slow wayyyyy down. thus, they have to put on a turn signal to pass me. It works like a charm.
sometimes, i just swerve all over the road infront of them too. that usually makes people back off and find the nearest exit.
Do you live in NC, Morbane? I think I’ve driven home behind you, too. (kidding!) 😉
I haven’t edited any off-the-shelf pornos yet, but I have voice-dubbed the plot onto the movie Brainstorm when I was about 13, because I thought it was so lame.
To add insult to injury I returned it to the video shop and complained that someone had done this, and got a free rental for my trouble.
😀 i love these installments of Annoying Tricks…i would even go so far as to say i live for ’em! 😀
My first car was a 1980 Toyota Carolla hatchback. The wiper fluid sprayer was messed up and accidentally shot over my car… this ended up being a wonderful, wonderful cure for road rage – the ability to splatter the car behind me with… whatever I put in my wiper fluid container…
Ah HA! So YOU’RE the one! I rented “Five Sleazy Pieces” last night and the big climax with Peter North and Jenna Jameson was replaced with (yep you guessed it) LASSIE!!
I love your annoying tricks.
My personal favorite to hum and annoy:
“Sweet Georgia Brown” (also known as the Harlem Globetrotter’s theme song)
🙂
tOO fUNNY! When’s the book coming out?
Oh yeah!
A friend was in a vintage car cruise this last weekend and turned on his blinker the entire cruise….all kinds of good annoyed looks there!
Mitch