When You Care Enough … or not
Looking on hallmark.com for a 1st anniversary e-card for someone. I haven’t found the right one so far.
I want something that says “I am doing this out of some sense of obligation and a hope that your contempt for each other isn’t as strong as your contempt for me.” Haven’t found it yet.
I would settle for “May the love that you two share never be visually or audibly or captured in any form.” None there.
Even this would do: “May the image of your having sex with your husband, who resembles Humpty-Dumpty in an eerie fashion, never plague my mind at night.” You guessed it – nada.
I’m still looking. Right now I’m leaning towards the one that simply says, “Happy Anniversary.”
Yeah, Hallmark just doesn’t have a good selection of decent anniversary cards or birthday cards. I think we should write them and see if we can get some good ones.
Tain
I still having found a I’m-only-sending-this-card-cause-you bought-me-something-even-though-it’s-garbage-you-cheap-bastard.
Something simple that doesn’t show any form of concern or thought is always best though. ^^
I really got a giggle out of your Hallmark entry. It reminded me of a time I was coerced into buying a card and a gift for the cursed union between my evil sister and her slimey 2nd husband. The card I don’t recall. It was something disgustingly sappy, but I do remember the gift. I gave them a plunger.