True Confession
I ask you to suffer with me, fellow Xanganite. This chick in one of my classes is getting on my last nerve. She wears thongs all of the time in these jump-right-out-at-ya colors and they peek out about three to five inches above the waist of her pants.
It aggravates me to no end. Today it was hot pink. It was run-tell-your-mother-there-is-a-loose-woman-on-the-street-and-bring-the-dogs-in-bright-glowing-pink. Impossible to ignore.
But what do I do? Tell her, “I couldn’t help staring at your ass, Mary, but your underwear is disrupting the class.” *rolls eyes*
See why Crayola would never hire me? Crayons would have to be a foot long to accommodate the wrapper!
Just get some guy to tell her to take them off.
You wont have to see them and he might have some fun. While he’s at her place he can grab all the thongs and tie them to her antennae on her car. If she wants to show them off, you might as well have fun with it.
Crayola should definately hire you. People would buy crayons just to try to figure out the next color name.
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lol, I sat behind a girl like that at a gymnastics meet. My sisters and I laughed at her the whole time. Every time she bent over or stood up you could see her panites. I think she caught on by the end though because she stoped standing up or bending over.
This happens to be one of my personal pet peeves, I hate it when my panites stick out the back of my jeans.
The panties bit seems to be the in thing at a club I frequent, too. It’s a little like a few years ago when guys used to think it was cool to wear their pants 1/2 way off their asses. That’s just asking for a wedgie!
Maybe someone will accidentally catch those straps with an X-acto knife. Surely, you’re not the only person who finds them a tad skanky.
i work at a store where we actually sell thongs with decorations on the backs so when they peek up, there’s a design…go figure…
there’s a girl in my orchestra like that… and she’s a really nice girl. but the underwear choice definitely annoys me. so I understand and empathize. good luck keeping your sanity!