The Google Game
“purt near”

I didn’t know if I chopped his tail off or his head, so I climbed back on the mule, and I sat there for purt near thirty minutes, then rode right on by.

However, if you’re not like me, you want fresh humor every day–or purt‘ near.

When Big Don lets go one of his infectious, high-pitched giggles, purt–near everyone at the hoedown giggles along with him.

Well, it’s been said that Frye’s Old Town is purt near the funnest place in town for lookin’, shoppin’, and laughin’!

Then, keeping them 100% safe from predators is purt near impossible.

With no room to turn around, they gunned it backwards into said mud pit. And it purt near swallowed them up.

I have been in Ohio for purt‘ near a month, now.

I have a plaque over my toilet that states: “With these two rules to live by you’ve purt near got it skinned, never whittle towards yourself and don’t pi$$ against the wind”.

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