Emailed Joke
Books Not In Your Library
Dad’s New Wife Timothy
Pop! Goes The Hamster….And Other Great Microwave Games
How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
Safe Sex And The Zip-Lock Bag
Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets
Egghead – And Other Things Mrs. Dumpty Gave Humpty
The Complete Set Of “Mother Got Goosed” Nursery Rhymes
Those Great Childhood Fragrances…Apple Pie, Cotton Candy And Bicycle Seats
Bob the Germ’s Wondrous Journey Into and Back Out of Your Digestive System
The Little Engine that Could Becomes Intoxicated and Kills Civilians
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer’s Games of Revenge
Dick, Jane, and Spot Wander Into The ‘Hood’
Clifford The Big Red Dog Accidentally Eats His Master And Is Put To Sleep
The Hardy Boys, The Barbie Twins, And The Vice Squad
The Tickling Babysitter
Charles Manson Bedtime Stories
Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle
Babar Meets the Taxidermist
Controlling The Playground: Respect Through Fear
Curious George And The High-Voltage Fence
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Start a Real-Estate Empire With The Change From Your Mom’s Purse
The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers And Are Shot Dead
don’t forget..
why can’t mr fork and mrs outlet be friends
strangers give the best candy
puppies can fly and
daddy left because you cry
LOL, very funny!!
haha “pop up book of human anatomy”!
Don’t own any, but have lived a couple.
Those are a hoot, LOL! It’s kind of depressing though.. the last one reminds me of when I was at a friend’s summer place in Ohio over the summer and was seeing America for the first time (I loved it) ~ we went hiking up near the lake there and found bear prints in the paths. I was all excited about it, but I was told not to tell anyone because hunters would come up with guns and kill them
Took a bit of the shine off the experience for me! I still loved it though